Be warned my fellow artists and gallery owners, in fact, you probably know him already. He goes through the paper every week, trying to see where he can score free art reception booze. Hey, I'm a bit of a drunk myself, and free booze is always nice, but this man must be stopped -- or at least cut him off after 2 sippy cups of Crane Lake!
Things he has done, both past and very recent:
Gotten nude and gotten arrested at a reception
Passed out and pissed himself
Passed out in a gallery basement
Passed out
Passed out
Being told he was cut off, then grabbing another glass.
Drank all the wine leaving nil for others
Grabbed a full bottle of wine and walked out after being told to leave
Passed out on a couch, got covered in shaving cream by the gallery owner & friends, and yet still came back to the gallery after being humiliated, the very next month.
Been verbally combative with artists
Has a habit of spitting A LOT when talking at you
Names that artists have known him by include "Doctor Pee-Pee", "Pants Off Pete" and "Drunky McStaggerstein" It is art walk night people, just a warning, he'll be out there somewhere...somewhere....
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He did not show last night!!!! I have a picture for you but it would not let me post it.
WOW! He must have scored booze elsewhere. I found this photo you told me about, funny how the other photos I once saw, he was at the bar as well. Geez.
Someone just needs to encase him in duct tape after he passes out and deposit him on the doorstep of the nearest police station.
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